Liliana really should be a bit more unscrupulous and liberal with that small piece of insignificant metal she had. Perhaps investigate a few drawers. And discover that even a decade of no longer wearing them as much thanks to a greater dependence on touch as a resource had not dulled the man's love and appreciation for slutty, slutty gloves.

"Oh," said Ignis, "well, I should hardly want to deprive you of the pleasure of discovery, darling. If I show all my cards now, then what fun is there left to the game?"

He'd almost added something about hastening the inevitable arrival of boredom with the whole thing after that, but that cut far too close to the quick to be comfortably expressed.