Just. So much trash. It was one of the ills of the era, but alas, it was not for Thor to solve.

He did have thoughts on climate change, though.

"Not at all," he said. "I do not anticipate these garments holding up well, and many costumes are of...similar quality." Everyone say a prayer that Raiden's sexy popcorn costume maintained its structural integrity (Or not. Some people might be praying for not). "The seams are a travesty."