Personal Voicemail

[deathsmajesty]

"You have reached the personal voicemail of Liliana Vess. If you don't know what to do next, you likely shouldn't have a phone. This call probably could have been a text message anyway."

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[ifwebeworthy]

Liliana would be receiving a floral delivery today, with a message in rather distinctive handwriting on the card: With my most sincere apologies for making you row.

The sender had neglected to sign his name, but Liliana could probably figure it out.