Personal Voicemail

[deathsmajesty]

"You have reached the personal voicemail of Liliana Vess. If you don't know what to do next, you likely shouldn't have a phone. This call probably could have been a text message anyway."

Comments

[talentforlying]

"Yeah, ey, just calling to say hi -- EVERYONE SAY HI -- and see what was going on, but I got your machine so I s'poose that's lucky for you and a crying shame for me. Later, sunshine.

Was John supposed to feel shame? Not in this lifetime, mate.

[deathsmajesty]

The following day, when Liliana had fun things like 'thumbs' and 'concepts of phones,' John would be getting a call back.

"Normally I would ask if that is a crying shame for me, since it sounds like I missed quite the party, but it seems this call also came in at a truly ungodly time in the morning, so I'd wager you were correct. Definitely a shame for you, though--now who is this?"