Personal Voicemail

[deathsmajesty]

"You have reached the personal voicemail of Liliana Vess. If you don't know what to do next, you likely shouldn't have a phone. This call probably could have been a text message anyway."

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[deathsmajesty]

Well, now she was missing out on talking to Liliana about fantasy drugs (as opposed to space drugs, obvs) and sex and that was its own punishment.

Let me come to you. I'm going to need a little while to come up with the best light in which to display this gift and it will be better if I store it somewhere for safekeeping.

Ugh, yes. Ignis would be very upset if she murdered his Ebony hookup because she didn't want to repay a favor. Oh and also they were dear friends or whatever, too. Fine. (Probably) no murder.

And thank you, darling, for this absolutely amazing gift of true friendship.

...This really would make Ignis so happy and Liliana was pleased with that

[somethingwithturquoise]

Always happy to help!! 💞💞💞

Just hmu when ur ready and I'll release it from its hiding spot!

After maybe secreting away an extra case for her own....safe keeping.

[deathsmajesty]

Well that just made sense. It wasn't like Liliana had asked how many cases she'd be getting anyway.

Well, Ignis does happen to be at the diner right now, so perhaps a visit to a friend is just the perfect way to liven up an otherwise lonely afternoon.

[somethingwithturquoise]

It's true. Ignis totally was at the diner today. *coughcough*


I've got class rn but I'll make sure to be at the store in a bit! Perfect

And, oh, you were so, so welcome, Liliana, and Summer was going to make sure you knew that.

[deathsmajesty]

Listen, some days were just more memorable than others, even if they totally stuck to the normal schedule. Obviously.

Mmmm. Liliana would look back at this and realize she'd signed up for it on behalf of Ebony, her One True Nemesis (move over, Raven Man) and understand that the signs had been there from the beginning.

I'll meet you there, darling.