Liliana Vess Defiant Necromancer

"The biggest Rakdos fighting rings have carnariums built in, so the people lugging the remains away have only a short trip."

Somehow, she didn't think Ignis would approve of the efficiency in this case.

"Oh! The Izzet goblins have come out to make the most of it, look!" Liliana pointed out the trolley window towards the end of their loop. "They strap themselves to various contraptions, usually rocket-powered, and see who can go the furthest distance the fastest. Usually, though, it's a matter of who can make the biggest spectacle of themselves exploding. I'd suggest bringing a parasol, but I'm less interested in picking body parts our of my hair."

And in what was a stunning change of topic from exploding goblins, "What kind of drugs do you prefer, Summer, darling?"